My friend Stephen and I often amuse ourselves with little sayings that, upon first exposure, seem perfectly acceptable and civil, but on further contemplation are absolutely filthy.
In the way of example I offer the following:
I want to link up my facebook with your twitter. (I'm proud of this one and want to put it on a t-shirt)
Do you want me to warm up your cookie?
You have the prettiest lips I've ever come across.
I just went to IGA and you can't beat their meats.
Would you pass me the sauce?
I think these will do for now. My apologies.
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